That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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