Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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