we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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