I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Hippo gnu deer
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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