I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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