Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You're like the curious george of whores
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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