i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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