North Korea, Best Korea!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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