the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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