ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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