If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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