i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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