i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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