The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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