No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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