my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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