I'm drive I can fine osifer
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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