i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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