just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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