Already got asked if we're dating
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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