are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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