these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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