he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we're making bets on your personal life
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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