you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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