My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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