i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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