Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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