I love black thongs
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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