Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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