Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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