I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
