why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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