I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
