Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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