People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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