I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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