Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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