question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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