If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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