You're so nebulous sometimes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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