Do vagina's smell?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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