just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
