Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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