Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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