It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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