Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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