is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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