Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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