Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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