The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
