When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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