Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
wow bdsm is so cute
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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