I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
pray to the hookup gods
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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