also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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