idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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