I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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