:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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